From a conversation yesterday with my sister.
Me- I’m tired.
Her- Why are you tired?
Me- I don’t know.
Her- You probably need some caffeine.
Me- I already had a diet soda today.
Her- WHAT? DO YOU KNOW HOW BAD DIET SODA IS FOR YOU?
Me- If I didn’t have a diet soda I would have a headache- from lack of caffeine…
Her- Ok, then have a cup of coffee.
Me- I only like my coffee with sugar and cream- which negates the point of the diet soda.
Her- Learn to drink it plain- that’s what I do.
Me- But then I’d have coffee breath all day.
Her- Drink it before you brush your teeth in the morning.
Me- I DON’T HAVE TIME IN THE MORNING TO DRINK COFFEE BEFORE I BRUSH MY TEETH.
Her- Get up earlier.
Me- To drink my coffee? The coffee that will wake me up? Wouldn’t the sleep I’m getting by not getting up to drink coffee do the same thing?
Me- I’m going to go get a soda.